[The feed opens on a young man with orange hair and a beard. You might be able to recognise him as an about ten years older Dave Strider.]

Hey, guys, just letting everyone know we- [The view zooms back a little to show that he’s not alone.]

We found tequila! [The girl sitting on top of the kitchen table looks a lot like Jade Harley. Well, if Jade ( Read more... )

so ( Read more... )

( Locked 80% to John Egbert, Dave Strider, Jade Harley, Jadesprite, Davesprite, Vriska Serket, and Kanaya Maryam )

So, as like...an FYI? This whole thing is fucking ridiculous. But I will never say no to food ( Read more... )

[Equius cuts the feet on irritably. He looks especially agitated.]

First order of business. This ridiculous auctioning of human males for "dating" purposes is disgusting, and I really don't wish to participate. If you would like some of these coupons, contact me. I am more than willing to part with mine.

Second order of business. Patchouli, I require ( Read more... )

Now, my hands are tied to the absurdity of this plea, and so it is not without contrition that I inquire to the possibility in which there is a skilled ocularist, or a healer capable thereof, onboard this flight. To whomever might grant me assistance will find no shortage of lavish gifts parachuting in from the sky lined with only the finest of ( Read more... )

I really didn't want to do this, but the week's almost over, so...

[He points a thumb over his shoulder, indicating his single left wing.]

If anyone finds my wing, please bring it to 3D and give me a shout. I'll be digging around in the biodome to see if it's buried there.

[She's huddled in the remains of the cafeteria with which she'd completely torn apart two days prior with Vriska. She holds her head in her hands, staring at what is apparently a very interesting, very upsetting floor. Her voice is quiet and wistful/ Her clothes are tattered, her usual headband no where to be found. In her hand, clutched against ( Read more... )

[The feed opens to near darkness. After a second, it pulls back, revealing that it was pressed up against a wall. After another, it pushes rapidly back, making a solid clanking sound as it hits. After this has repeated a couple of times, it should be fairly obvious that someone is banging their 'berry against the wall ( Read more... )

[oh, look at that. who's this fine specimen in a bright orange winged hoodie? well, all that's on screen right now is the horns. but after a moment the familiar face of Vriska Serket appears in full on the screen. and "in full" means without an eyepatch. she's close enough to show off the seven-pupilled eye that used to be under the patch. when she ( Read more... )